I'd rather be a Dwarf

A song by Murph. Chuckle: If you could be the king, wouldn't that be a dandy thing? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. Giggle: A hero great and tall, vanquish foes - one and all? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. Snort: The wisest man in all the land, who holds all knowledge in his hand? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. Binkle: A poet, artist or a sage, a singer or a mighty mage? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. Winkle: A tinker tailor, soldier, thief, a slug, a worm an ugly leech? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. All: A pile of rocks, a lock of hair, the lint beneath a rocking chair, a broken twig, a hairy gnat, the guano of a worm-sick bat!? Murph: I'd rather be a dwarf. But I am pretty stupid... I guess I am